Recently, a man was transported to my emergency department by EMS from a local convenience store. He suddenly started to feel unwell and then collapsed.

Bystander CPR was started quickly, and EMS was on the scene in 3 minutes. They started an IV and ACLS protocol. His rhythm was Torsade de Pointes on arrival.

We continued CPR, intubated, shocked, and gave a variety of drugs. He survived to get cooled by the MICU team and was alive in the MICU as I wrote this.

Everything went just as it was supposed to. How often does that happen? Overall, it was a very satisfying experience for everyone involved.

While we were in the midst of the resuscitation, however, a funny thing happened:

His cell phone rang.

We all looked at each other wondering if someone should answer it. I said to the nurses, “It’s God; don’t answer it. This guy is not ready yet.” We laughed and continued the resuscitation.

The day after, I wondered what the conversation would have been if it truly was God calling …

Hello. This is George’s phone.

No, he’s not available to speak to you this moment. May I ask who’s calling?

Really. I’m not trying to be blasphemous, but how can I be sure that it’s you, God?

Yes, I do remember that night in 1982.

OK, OK—I believe you now. Well, it’s a pleasure to speak to you, Father. I never thought I would get to speak to you until . . . you know.

Gosh, if I knew you were going to call, I’d have prepared some questions. I’ve got a thousand of them.

Like, where do the heavens end, why did you make mosquitoes, and why do dogs turn a circle before they lie down?

Yes, yes. I understand that these things will all be revealed in time. I just thought you might …

Right, I’m sure there are lots of rules about this kind of thing.

By any chance, is Jesus sitting next to you?

Doesn’t do cell phones. Sure, I understand. Is he really always on your right?

Just a figure of speech; got it.

So, I’m being rude taking up your time. How can I help you?

Yes, I’m familiar with the 10 Commandments. I’ve read them, and I even saw the movie.