ER Jingle Bells
Verse 1: Driving down the road, when something from the sky, Drifts down onto your car, and…
Brandt’s Rants
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ER Jingle Bells
Verse 1: Driving down the road, when something from the sky, Drifts down onto your car, and... -
Rules for the ER
Greetings to all new emergency medicine interns. Your residency program signed you up for a free monthly... -
‘All ye who enter here abandon logic’
Reason drives us as physicians. Logic courses through our veins and supports the choices we make. However,...
Rules for the ER
Greetings to all new emergency medicine interns. Your residency program signed you up for a free monthly…
I’ll be the villain
I like to think of myself as a superhero. I work tireless hours with little thanks under…
Twas the Night Before Christmas…
Twas the night before Christmas, the ED was quiet, Not a creature was stirring, there wasn’t a…
Remember to Take Your Daily Vicomin
A patient arrives drunk at 3 a.m. with a chief complaint of back pain, toothache, headache, or…
Rolling in Agony Like a Chinchilla
All people are gifted. In the ED, I see a wide variety of gifts, such as yodeling,…
30,000 Feet of … Pillows
Flying immediately after a night shift sounded like a good idea. A quiet flight, a nap on…
‘All ye who enter here abandon logic’
Reason drives us as physicians. Logic courses through our veins and supports the choices we make. However,…